Tuesday, August 4, 2009

An Old Golf Cart Injury

Former Nittany Lion wide receiver, Bryant Johnson was placed on the Active/Non-Football Injury list. Apparently he is going to miss the start of training camp due to a golf cart accident at his home. "Bryant, unfortunately, had a golf cart accident back in early July,'' Lions coach Jim Schwartz said. "There are no orthopedic issues with it, a lot of superficial wounds, road rash and those kinds of things. We'll take our time ... with him.''

Johnson said: "In the community that I live in, everybody uses golf carts to get around. (The golf car) got out of control and it was on two wheels and it fell over. I was driving, and it fell over on my side. It slid about 10 yards. There was a hill, but it wasn't a steep hill.''

This reminds me of a golf cart accident one of the dirtywudders authors, and PSU Alum, got into in Las Vegas, when a drunken tree jumped out in front of the cart. Yes, you heard me! It was the tree's fault! And that high pitched scream? That came from the passenger seat, occasional DW reader, moose.

1 comment:

  1. Typical Penn State education. He was probably hammered partying at the number 1 party school